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Saturday, June 18, 2005

and so i typed....

Great! I am so bored to death right now and when I want to do blog to kill time, the freaking blogspot server is down. Damnit! This is like the 137852029484 time it had happened to me. Am I just plain unlucky or what? Now I’ve to type my entire post out in my favourite program, Notepad. Sigh.

Was having dinner with my siblings last night. Been quite some time since we sat down together to have dinner. Now that everyone’s busy with their own work and stuff, it’s really hard to find time for each other. And also the fact that my faggot brother has got his love of his life – which only means that I’m not going to get as much attention I used to get last time. Yea, the only time he pays extra attention to me is when I’m occupying the computer and he need to use it so much just so that he can send lovely-dovey messages to his girlfriend over the MSN. And my totally ignorant sister whose mindset I really can’t comprehend.

Back to the dinner, my brother was asking my sister whether she knows why Earth takes 365days to rotate around the Sun. She didn’t know that the reason behind this was because Earth lies on the 3rd axis of the galaxy. So I commented that it would only take a very short while (maybe a month or lesser) for Mercury to rotate around the Sun since it’s on the 1st axis. Guess what my sister said. “Then sleep like that ar?” (and she starts to blink her eyes once, each blink representing 8hrs of sleep). Well, all I can say is that her stupidity has never ceases to amaze me. Throughout the whole dinner I think I choked on my rice more than I swallowed my rice.

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A rough idea what went on during dinner

Now days, you can hardly have a conversation with someone over the internet without having to block out the extra words people typed out. I really don’t understand why people want to add those “x” and “z” behind the words they type. It doesn’t make their words look cuter; neither does it makes them look cuter. Worst thing is some of them don’t only put 1 “x” or “z”. They put a whole array of them which goes like this: “Yepzzzzzzzzzzz”. Does it look cute? If a “yes” was the first word that came across your mind please kindly slap yourself hard on the left side of your face. I mean I don’t mind if you do that sometimes out of boredom. But it becomes a habit it’s rather (or should I say damn) irritating. Besides, why type like that when you have to use an extra ounce of energy to type some useless alphabets and make yourself look like a fool?

And there are those people wHo LiKeS tO tYpE sMs-Es LiKe ThIs. Is It rEaLLY tHaT FuN? What’s point typing like this? What’s the freaking point? I still don’t understand. Why go through the hassle and type like that when it only gets on people’s nerves (at least it gets on my nerves)? Then some people might be thinking “Yea right. Typing like this makes me special and unique. What’s your problem with that?” You want to know what’s my problem with that? Well I think you are so uniquely dumb to type like that because I’m just going to delete your dumb message without second thoughts after reading.

Then there are the very special people in the chatrooms. If you ever realize when you go into chatrooms (irc for instance) using a not-so-feminine nick, you’ll realize no one knows your presence there. But try typing out in the main window: “I’m a girl. Chat anyone?” You’ll get loads of private messages coming in to you. So much that it hangs your entire chat program. If you don’t wish to go through the hassle of telling everyone you’re a girl, jus sign in with a feminine nick like: IAmAGirl/Ger/Gal (whatever version you want), and wait for the preverts to come knocking. (actually you don't have to wait long. they act fast)

Now see the advantages of being a girl? You get attention. But then, don’t hold high hopes on finding a person who can hold a proper conversation. Unless you think that singlish like: “mi dunno. You leh” OR weird abbreviations like: “mi tk u 4 evythg”, is acceptable proper conversation. And then they always start asking how old are you, your height and weight (so that he can buy 4d with the numbers), where you live, your picture (to assure him that you are a new victim of his or you are not some fat ugly monster he is talking to) and all those crap. Besides all those who messaged you only have one thing in their mind: to eat you and to dump you subsequently. Frankly speaking, out of the hundreds in the chatroom none qualifies for a proper conversation with proper English I mean chatrooms are filled with perverts who got nothing better to do after their meals each day.

It’s true. Try and conduct this test yourself:
Go into a chatroom. Use a feminine name and then start talking like a total slut to whoever messaged you. If he asked for your picture send him a fat and ugly picture you got off the net. Sees if he still wants to chat with you. I bet with my head he won’t talk to you. He might even block you. Hah! Then talk with guy. If he asked for your picture send him a pretty and appealing picture you got off the net. I bet he’ll be sucking up to you the rest of the conversation trying to get into your good books and subsequently ask for your contact.

Now, if you ever thought of trying it out. I really think you need to check your IQ. The results are so obvious you need not carry out the test. Get a life. Go read a book or do something more meaningful.

4:58 PM
i spilled milk on the lawn