Saturday, September 30, 2006

Interview with an Expert


Take note of heavy THUNDERSTORM in all parts of Singapore this SUNDAY. Expert studies has shown that the thunderstorm is caused by a uncertain force. It is advisable for the residents not to leave their home.


An interview with a expert weather forecaster, Miss Sun Jiaxin:


Q: Can you please explain to use the sudden cause of thunderstorm?
JX: It always happens when a monster goes swimming


Q: Monster? U mean there is a monster in Singapore? Tell us more about it!!
JX: *grins* Yes. This monster is unlike any other monster in fairtales. This monster is just like any other human being.


Q: Can you disclose more? I'm sure our readers are very interested to know how this monster behaves.
JX: This monster loves sleeping. Days are peaceful when she is sleeping. The monster loves shopping also. And one very interesting fact about this monster; she likes marshmallow.


Q: This monster seems harmless. How can this monster actually cause a thunderstorm?
JX: Oh do not be taken in by the harmless outlook of the monster!! Like i mentioned earlier whenever this monster goes swimming, thunderstorm will break. It's very scary.


Q: Oh my, this is indeed shocking! Btw, u mentioned she? It's a female monster??
JX: Yes it a female monster.


Q: Do you have a picture of how the monster looks like? The public needs to be warned for their safety.
JX: Yes i do have and i'm willing to share for the safety of all citizens.




*scroll down for the picture of the monster. Viewer discretion: The following content is gross*






































































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Friday, September 29, 2006

I'm in love with Nike Merge Attract watch




Grace and strength. Stillness and electricity. Merge watches have a dual nature just like you. Made with polyurethane for flexibility and comfort and laser-etched with patterns for a crafted touch, they're equally at home inside or outside the dance studio.


* 50m water resistance
* Analog display
* Laser-etched graphics on strap
* Leather strap top layer, polyurethane bottom layer
* Mineral glass crystal
* One-piece hinged buckle
* Stainless-steel buckle and back plate



gosh. i love this!


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more work please!


honestly there isn't enough vouchers to last me till lunch. i'm typing real slow..say 1 mintue for 1 voucher. torturous.


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Monday, September 25, 2006

Singapore Idol?


So what does it really mean if you're crowned the next Singapore Idol?

It seems more like winning a contract with 7-eleven than a record company.

Pathetic.

My vote is for SingTel. XD


/ps i hope jonathan leong wins though, cos he has a sexy voice. tsk tsk


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Saturday, September 23, 2006

sakae at harbourfront


i almost vomitted. anyway, i think the quality isn't as good as it is at wheelock.


but i like it at harbourfront because....


they were giving FREE N6280 !!!




























hahahaa... anyway thnxs for the treat :)





oh yea.. i saw this at BIG. I really need this. who wants to buy this for my birthday?? hahaha




freakin $238, my sis says i can get one in the mkt for only $69. woo.. the difference in price..


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visit to one of my favourite hangouts...


...the cemetry just beside my estate! yes. i love it there. peaceful.


milo enjoying the BIG patch of grass there



Taken from the of the steep slope that don't look steep. Ok, this slope is really fun to ride on! Ask wend, she'll know. Those who know quite a bit about me would have known the bad experience i had with this slope when i was young and crazy. ouch.. haha



gukahs, regular there. Their wives usually turn up for exercise too. It's strange, they jog n get all the muscles, their wives only seems to get fatter. =/




crazy..




wend's own rendition of supermanwoman




and her star jump ~~




i can really do a very symmetrical jump. lmao




i was supposed to look like i didn't have legs. failed.




it's peek-ture time after exercise. i'll just post 1.



I'll probably won't get to enjoy the place anymore. They are gonna replace it with a concrete jungle. sigh.


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what glenn said to me...


"looking back is a good thing, but when it becomes nostalgia or self pity then it's bad"


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Wednesday, September 20, 2006




monday n tues had been terrible for me. sigh.


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Tuesday, September 19, 2006

my legs are breaking apart


oh no... is this the stalker from the canteen?? he sure look alike ! *shivers*






ahh.. anyway just got home not long. My legs are breaking. All thanks to this lady:




anyway, will update after i get my hands on the pictures :)


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Sunday, September 17, 2006

Singapore screw up again


Singapore has inflicted enormous damage to its reputation because of its reluctance to admit 27 activists accredited for the World Bank and International Monetary Fund meetings, bank president Paul Wolfowitz has said.

"Enormous damage has been done... A lot of that damage has been to Singapore and it's self-inflicted," Wolfowitz said at a meeting with non-governmental organizations.


more ... http://sg.news.yahoo.com/060915/1/43g67.html



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Kiss Goodbye on Piano


Taken last week when I just learnt it while on MC from work.



Yet to continue progressing.


I did a little search in wiki and i found out that:

The word piano is a shortened form of the word pianoforte, which is seldom used except in formal language and derived from the original Italian name for the instrument, gravicèmbalo col piano e forte (literally harpsichord with soft and loud). This refers to the ability of the piano to produce notes at different volumes depending on how fast its keys are depressed.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piano


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how do chicken mate?


I always thought the hen will lay the eggs then the rooster will fertilse the eggs, and the hen will lay on it until it hatch.


"The rooster the male chicken first must assert his dominance in the flock.

Once this has been done, he must help find the hen(s) he's picked to find a place to lay eggs and raise young, and he must build the nest.

Then he starts vocalizing to her excessively, and he spreads his wings, and trys to go on top of her, he then curls his tail featehrs out of the way so his penis can enter her, and then thats it.

After this he guards the females(s) from intruders."


Extracted from http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060709144039AAJ2wZA


So that's how this came along huh?



/ps sorry for only 1 source. I keep getting recipes for cooking chicken


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What i love : Fast cars and Chocolates


When down to ps yesterday. Wend and i saw this F1 car on display. I like fast car so I think it looks cool except the singapore flag on it.


If only i have 1 of these at home for display. droool..


And oh... Carrefour is having a super good offer for Kinder Bueno



3 pack for $2.74. Yea you didn't see wrongly, it's $2.74 for 3 packs!! That is considered cheap to me compared to the usual $1.20 we pay for 1 pack. So i bought 3 of those. Didn't i say i can resist anything that is chocolate?? hehehe.. I'm bueno-ing for the week!


Yesterday at Novena's Toy 'R' Us outlet...


Look at the! They always say that i'm childish... but actually they are too. heh


Childish meh? I was influenced by them. hahaha


I almost forgot to mention.. the other time a jewellery exporter came over for photoshoot. It's really an eye opener man.. All those jewellery you see Hollywood Stars wearing. Whaoo~ The person made all that jewellery herself, and she's Swarovski certified. All the jewelleries are made with Swarovski crystal - Bling bling. Exqusite. You can't find these in SG cause it all for export only. The handiwork is totally amazing and beautiful. My mom, sister and i were trying almost all of them. Some sample pictures taken from my phone. Sorry if it's not clear. When i have the time i shall steal 1 picture my dad took.





Shiying said that I don't even need to go to Paris or anywhere else in the world to see such stuff. Am i lucky or what? Muhahaha


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brunch for the day




Kinder Bueno, Coke Light & some Jacob's cream crackers(not in picture)

Unhealthy, but i'm really lazy to go downstairs to find food since i can get all these upstairs.


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Saturday, September 16, 2006




Was chatting with jayson just now... anyway boy, just cheer up ok? Life's like that. We're that small and helpless. Sometimes there are things in life that we really can't do anything about. Just let it be. (=


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wallala~


ya !!! Today marks the first day of my korean language class. I love my teacher especially !! Kamsahamnida !! =D


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Friday, September 15, 2006

happy + sad = neutral


It's been some time since i fell sick. And some unforseen swayness i was bugged last week. And i'm still sick. Dammit. It's like taking forever to recover. It doesn't help especially when the office air con is blasting right beside me.


Anyway, i really need to shout out.. i hate rainy days. Ok.. i don't exactly hate rainy days, i hate it only when i'm outside and it's pouring cats and dogs. I'm not contradicting myself right? I hope so. ha. Aiya, i just want to say that i hate using umbrellas cos i think it's very auntie!!!


I like my work place. It's near school. There are nyp interns, 1 in the the same dept with me. The aunties are always gossiping and having dumb conversations. It's funny how they can actually find SO many topics to talk about. And they always get so excited.

I decided to do categorise the topics they touch on:

TV / Movies
* 7pm drama on ch8
* 9pm drama on ch8
* Kim Sam Soon
* Princess Hour
* Superstar
* Singapore Idol
* The Host
* and many more...

Home Affairs
* Son
* Daugther
* Husband
* Mother in law
* Mother
* Pregancy
* Hamster
* Dog

Fashion
* this bag from blah blah blah
* that shoe from blah blah blah
* belt from blah blah blah
* shoe from blah blah blah

Office Gossips
* so and so seems to have grown fatter
* so ans so seems to have become thinner

Traditional remedies
* how to control a hyperactive kid
* how to cook blah blah blah
* ... suddenly can't rmb. my apologies

What amazes me most is not the wide range of topics they talk about, but rather the NUMBER of times they can actually talk about the same topic in a day. Guess it's probably an universal skill that all aunties possess. =)


Oh yes, and this part i definitely must blog about. An idiotic/pervertic/sick/fat man Kexin & i met during lunch. Meet him too:

the one in the middle, not the one in mercs shirt.

He kept smiling while looking over at us. He don't even bother to look away when we look back at him. What an ass. Look at his pose, as disgusting as he is. Actually i don't mind if he is cute and good looking. But he can't even meet 1/2 of my expectations, not even 1/4 i would say. Aww man... And Kexin says he has a rapist face. Pls feel free to drop me your comments.
/ps i really think he's a spy from HR to check on you leh... hahaha


Last but not least................................



*drum rolls*



-ok. cut the crap-


Just wanna say happy birthday to lijuan


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Thursday, September 14, 2006




what i treasure most in life now are my fingers. woo..


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Saturday, September 09, 2006

:)


So happy today. went shopping, and i bought what i always wanted. my orange adidas jacket Photobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image HostingPhotobucket - Video and Image Hosting



Went to my mom's optical shop and took this plano blue contact lens to try. I don't know why she gave me blue when i asked for hazel color. Thinking about it, i think i should try all the different color lens in her shop.



Bought some sushi today, i think sushi is 1 thing i'll never get sick of eating :) This is going to company me through my movie marathon. =)


Oh, and work. Work is pretty good for me, esp when it's near school and there are 6 NYP interns working there too. I feel like i'm on attachment, but this time commanding a much better pay.Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Friday was quite slack, so i helped out in some admin work

admin work is crazy, the pay is only $5/hr and there's so much thing to sort out. I spent abt 3-4hrs sorting these vouchers. If i was doing data entry i could have earned $40 instead of $15 for that 3hrs. No wonder Gab doesn't want to come back.

Right now i only wish that my sup change me to the better system for data entry. The system i'm currently using is lousier and it suck like hell.. so slow. I think it's cutting my earnings by half!!! urgh.

Anyway, i won't be blogging so often. i want to save my "fingers energy" for data entry. hehe. Oh ya, 1 more thing to share... this Jap show 1 litre of tears. I heard it never fails to make people who watch it cry. Watching the 2nd episode on youtube. Worth watching !!!


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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

random pictures to share



kids concentrating at the workshop. i hope.




my group of kids :)




flour boy - 1 of my fav kid




see how cute he is =D





campfire night




when boredom strikes.....



Anyway i ended up going for the camp because someone called me when i was most vulnerable and agreeable to almost anything - when i am sleeping.
On the overall the camp was fun and enjoyable. Many many things happened which i'm lazy to go into the details. Roughly...

* deeper eye bags
* lots of discussion on that 2 lump of fats
* 1 more person witnessed my cockroach dance.
* campfire night was FUN
* played tarot cards. Not that i believe it 100%, but it's quite funny how real it is. Whatever it is, it makes me want to prove that it's wrong.
* i realise i cannot take eno salt. it will make me sick.
* no chance for midnight movie as planned.

anyway.........


many of these little fellas everywhere.


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a little mystery is good. go figure.

i speak

sometimes i love all these pain i'm going through cause they remind me how much a failure i am.

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chocolate; herself

abhors

cockroaches; someone

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