Saturday, September 30, 2006
Interview with an Expert
Take note of heavy
THUNDERSTORM in all parts of Singapore this
SUNDAY. Expert studies has shown that the thunderstorm is caused by a
uncertain force. It is advisable for the residents not to leave their home.
An interview with a expert weather forecaster, Miss Sun Jiaxin:
Q: Can you please explain to use the sudden cause of thunderstorm?
JX: It always happens when a
monster goes swimming
Q: Monster? U mean there is a monster in Singapore? Tell us more about it!!JX: *grins* Yes. This
monster is unlike any other
monster in fairtales. This
monster is just like any other human being.
Q: Can you disclose more? I'm sure our readers are very interested to know how this monster behaves.JX: This
monster loves sleeping. Days are peaceful when she is sleeping. The
monster loves shopping also. And one very interesting fact about this
monster; she likes marshmallow.
Q: This monster seems harmless. How can this monster actually cause a thunderstorm?
JX: Oh do not be taken in by the harmless outlook of the
monster!! Like i mentioned earlier whenever this
monster goes swimming, thunderstorm will break. It's very scary.
Q: Oh my, this is indeed shocking! Btw, u mentioned she? It's a female monster??JX: Yes it a female
monster.
Q: Do you have a picture of how the monster looks like? The public needs to be warned for their safety.JX: Yes i do have and i'm willing to share for the safety of all citizens.
*scroll down for the picture of the monster. Viewer discretion: The following content is gross*
1:07 AM
i spilled milk on the lawn
sometimes i love all these pain i'm going through cause they remind me how much a failure i am.
