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Saturday, November 12, 2005

wrong number =D

(((ring))) (((ring-g-g-g-g))) *** pick up ***

"Hello?"
"Hi honey, this is Daddy...is your Mummy near the phone?"
"No Daddy, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause Daddy says,
"But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Oh Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy, right now!"

"Uh Okay then......here's what I want you do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle
Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay Daddy!"

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well I did
what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" he asks.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming, then she tripped! over the rug and went flying out
the front window and now she's all dead."
"Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and
he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool..... but he must
have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so
he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."

*** long pause ***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool????

Is this 555-7039?
"No! This is 555-7093" the little girl said.

"Oooooppppssss....sorry wrong number!"

2:51 AM
i spilled milk on the lawn