Saturday, February 04, 2006
terrible bus incident
Yet again, i encountered another terrible bus incident. Been quite some time since such misfortune befalled on me. So here it goes:
ASSHOLE: attention seeking-stupid-idiotic-spastic-jackass-lunatic-dumb-low IQed little boy(whatever you want to call him)
ANGEL: ME
so that attention seeking-stupid-.....- dumb-low IQed little boy sat in front of me in bus AGAIN! for the second time. Actually i don't really hate him that much, but today he pissed me of like hell. Let's start with the first incident.
1st incidentSome time back.. as usual i was taking bus 13 home with wendy. And this boy boarded the bus at this particular stop. Sat in front of me. Don't know wtf he was doing, acting like a monkey and kept asking his Grandma how to do his homework ON BUS. Doesn't he have a table at home? Geez.. and his GRandma would reply him in a pissed tone: "Go home then do la" So.. he kept his homework and took some food out to eat. Like a little mouse he ate his not-so-nice-looking food, and all the crumbs fell on his shirt and he jus swept it off. This is not the worst thing of the uncivilised idiot. He sneezed WITHOUT covering his mouth. I really don't want to say this, cos it make me nauseous whenever i think about it. His germed-filled-digusting saliva "sprayed" all over my hand. YUCKS! At that point of time i didn't even dared to wipe it off. Didn't want to dirty my other hand. lol. So tell me, is he an ass or what?
2nd incidentToday.. urgh.. didn't expect him to board the same bus. Blame it on my hard luck. So he sat beside me, initially, but his grandma asked him to sit in front of me instead. SO !!!!! flashback~ yucks!! And i took out my hp and sms-ed Wendy. hahaha.. and btw, lousy recommendation u gave me! Wahaha.. And that little ass... don't know what's on his mind. Squat on the floor instead of sitting down.. and he did his homework again. So he asked his Grandma how to do again, as usual.. and his Grandma again said: "Go home then do la" Sigh.. sad tragedy. I pity his Grandma. No wonder she's so skinny. Well, thank God that he didn't sneeze today. But also not thanking God because he keep stepping on my shoe!!! My PRECIOUS shoe which i tried so hard to keep it clean. And he bloody hell stepped on my shoe like nobody's business. Not once, not twice, not thrice but 237462 times. &@$^*&@#^$*&^#@%*&^@#@#$*&^@&*$% And he "mei ba ta dang chen yi hui shi". ASSHOLE!! i really wanted to scold him at that time.. but i've underwent Anger Management. WAhaha... so he should be lucky that he's alive now. Anyway, BITCH!! And i shifted my leg.. and.. MUhahaha~ i think my shoe brushed his butt. And he looked around. Wahahahhaahahahaha!!! HE must have thought who molested him. ORBI GOOD! Anyway, i wouldn't want to molest such an ASS i rather choose someone that is..... hmm.. that will be a secret. hehe AND when he was alighting, he stepped on my shoe AGAIN! felt like punching him on the face. Never seen such an ASS before. F**Ker
-End-
i'm appeased now =D
12:11 AM
i spilled milk on the lawn