Let me introduce my new "convertible-coffin" pencil case. Pretty ain't it?

I figured it's not worth to buy a pencil case since i'm graduating soon. So i decided to steal my mom's Espirit sunglass box and convert it into a my pencil case. She can jolly well take another one from her company. Muhahaha..

ooo that reminds me, maybe i can ask her to get a Adidas one for me. *grinz*

It really looks like a convertible sports + coffin. Can't help to think that way. I was telling Jacqueline how coffiny my pencil case look and she told me not to anyhow speak of coffins. -__- Sounds like some 80 year old grandma!! Coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin coffin hfmph!

It's been raining again and it's affecting me. When it rains i can't concentrate doing things like studying. But i like it when it rains. When it rains i can't get out of bed. Whenever it rains my bed has this super magnetic force that makes me get stuck in bed. Oo oo.. i can feel the force again...

Another fair picture of myself caught eating ice-cream on a rainy day. Geez.. i really look white like tau huay. Oh i love tau huay. I eat it at least once everyday and i can eat like 2 bowls at a go (:

And someone else just called me "bai bai nen nen" again!! I was stretching out my arms and my ex-neighbour started pressing my arm and said: "wa u've muscles and u're so bai bai nen nen" Urgh. I don't like to be called that cause it is as if someone said "hey u bai zhan ji" :( But fair is good. Next time when i get married i don't need to use SK-II. lol!

Anyway back to the topic, I like to eat cold stuff on a rainy day. It kinda freezes u both inside and outside. Speaking of which i simply love chocolate ice-cream. It's like double satisfaction. Whee~ what an wonderful invention!

I decided to do a SAT paper just now and i took out my A-maths book for reference. SAT is only a frickin' week away and there's no time to study especially with all the f_cking projects and tests and me doing stupid things like blogging. The scoring of the paper works this way:

- For every correct answer you're awarded with 1 pt
- For every question omitted you don't receive any pt.
- For every wrong answer you lose a fraction of a pt.

So my brother figured out that for every question you answered correctly you can allow 4 mistakes. So hopefully you are luckily to pick the correct answer from the questions you don't know. This way u score another question right so that means u can afford another 4 mistakes in the paper. Hmmm some thinking there.

Geez.. this old torn and tattered book. I don't know how many thousand times i've flipped it. I don't really like this book cos it's so thick and heavy. It's arm breaking to carry it to school 2-3 times a week.

Looking at my textbook it reminds me of my A-maths teacher and tutor. My A-maths teacher is nice.. if memory serves me right her name is Miss Loy. She's tall, and she have short hair, a mole under her left eye, and she's fair skin too. Ahhh i see that we have something in common. haha.. Well she's really nice and patient. I remember how i would tell her not to stand beside me during test cause it stresses me, and how she would give me hints to whether i was answering the test question correctly.

My tutor was a family friend. She used to tutor my brother too. She's fat and fair skin too. Hmm.. we do have a lot of things in common. =/ Anyway, i remember how she would freak out teaching me logarithms. Logarithms is like alien to me. At first i was determined to understand logarithms but then i simply cannot understand. I think she got quite annoyed because i always say "huh" after she explain a logarithm question to me. We both gave up in the end. lol

English : Dictionary as Maths : Calculator

Looks like some IQ question huh. Anyway calculators used in examinations have to be approved. It used to be that stupid bald old man B_dri signature. I tore it and made the EFMA teacher, Miss Chew (right?), replaced a new sticker with her signature. Why? Cause i love her. Hahaha.. i think she's nice and funny too.

Anyway i think her signature is too simple and easy to forge. Ooo.. talking of forging signature.. a crime which i'm sure a lot of us have committed. I did. Not once, not twice but at least 4 times. Yes I'm bad. Stop questioning me why i got an A for Civics & Morale Education. One of my friends said CME is actually a test to find out who are the real hypocrites in life. Which i think it's quite true. Hey no one on earth can ever be so morale okay. It's all fake.

Anyway i forged my mom's signature cos it was easy and i always watched the way she sign her name. So from there i practiced and practiced and finally signed on her behalf on my test paper. Mostly of them were Chinese papers. But i got caught not because my teacher found out, but my mom saw the test paper lying around. I shan't explain what happen after that. All you need to know is that there were some crackling sound from the cane and tears flowed. .=). =(

You know actually it's chocolate that keeps me going. I think the unanimous mindset is that chocolates are sinful and girls should all keep away from it. But research has shown that chocolates may keep high blood pressure down, your blood flowing and your heart healthy. Hello?! That's good you know? So what are you waiting for? Go grab a damn chocolate bar and munch on it now!

Not forgetting that chocolate gives you an energy lift. Chocolate works wonder i tell you. They have this supernatural power where they can make me smile by just looking at them. *starts searching for choc*=))

Just yesterday i downloaded Michael Jackson's song titled Heal the World. It's a old song. I used to listen to it while watching his music video on LD. Yes laser disc.. now u know how long ago it is. It's nice and meaningful song. I like the tune and the flow of music. The music video is great too. Shows the people from army and all the innocent poor children. Awww... michael jackson really loves children don't he?

Don't get me wrong, it's not that i believe what the stinky press says about him being a pedophile. You see, we should never take what press says as it is. Here's how i give weightage to things the press says:

a) articles on accidents : believe 60% of it
b) articles on celebrities: believe 30% of it
c) articles on garmen: believe 10% of it. even lesser if the garmen controls it.

To sum up, press is never accurate. I don't caring what those press says about MJ. I think he has a beautiful heart and he writes nice songs. And he's rich to be able to build Neverland!! Erm actually when i was young i would fantasize about visiting his Neverland! If i strike lottery 10 times i would build 1 for myself. lol.

Neyway, i embedded his song below so everyone can hear it. Click play!!