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Thursday, June 14, 2007

classic friendster testimonials

i thought it'd be cool to compile some of the best testimonials. probably one of the best:

lijuan - "You are my fucking friend,
And I hope you know thats fucking
true.

No matter what the fuck happens,
I will stand the fuck by you.

I will fucking be there for you,
Whenever the fuck you need me.

To lend you a fuckin hand,

To do a fuckin good deed.

So just fuckin call on me,
Whenever the fuck you need
anything.

Fuck I will always be there,
Even to the bitter fuckin end."

ok. maybe cause there's hell lot of expletives there.

and more in random orders:

1. Sya - "my best buddy in sch....we share our secrets...or shud i say onli i share my problems wite her...ahaha...veri trustworty mate i ever come across...bt can say dat shez quite hard 2 get along wite..if she dun lyke ya,u'r doomed man!!" , "i'm allergic 2 bullshit...however,i still miz ur presence"

ha. even best buddy can't stand the way i keep things to myself. and i'm seriously anti-social and full of bullshit. thanks for pointing that out.

2. secondary schoolmate - "ur group ppl n my grp ppl were playing the GUARDIANS thingy, hahhaa~! The both oF uS were Like So FreaKEd Out!"

firstly i want to sincerely apologise for forgetting your great name. i just suck at remembering names. this testimonial made it to the classics cause i thought playing the 'guardian' thing was quite memorable. And freaky.

3. lijuan - "u r lame" , "u r sweet" , "u r cute" , "JIAXIN is my CUTEST friend.. haha"

alright, i think that explains it all. (:

4. daisy - "she had 2 wordz on her forehead:P *lazy bum*"

thank you for pointing that out too.

5. mong - "gosh..u remember almost everything...U MADE ME CRIED!!...juz wanna tell u ..i miss all the things in sec sch.. 2003 is the best yr i ever had. u shuld noe y oso..and u played such impt role tat year!!! maths stinks forever and lit will always rox!yeah baby yeahh~~"

i don't quite know if math still stink to you. chinese still stink though you'd never agree. rock on!

6. wenD - "everytime watch tvmobile's 'just for laugh' together and laugh in the bus like juz come out from mental hospital... " , "being her fren iz great coz although she likes to do this: me:"jiaxin i need ur help" jx:"cannot" me:"go there wif me" jx:"no" me:"try this" jx:"dun wan" "

wa. i miss bus rides with you =(
ok i admit i love irritating people

7. brother - "jiaxin... BITCH.. haha.. she's one gay hell of a woman.. when i'm in pain, 90% of the time it's her fault.. haha.. okok.. she's a real kick-ass sister to have.. cos with her around, the computer's always occupied.. she screws pple's lives up all the time.. look at mine.. i had to see a shrink for all the gay shit she did to me! nooooooooooo! haha.. she's actually nice. nice only to her frens.. she doesn't let her brother have peace.. watever it is, she's still nice.. try to play around with her and wrath befall u naturally. LOL.
bitch on sista!"

-roll eyes-

8. vanessa - "i like the guy in white. hot. = DD" , ""dao noi" lah.. hahaha direct and easy.. "

oh yes. i won't forget that guy in white. hahahaha. and you! faggot leader of 'dao noi' clan. kns. all the while i'm the one doing the shit!

1:36 AM
i spilled milk on the lawn