Do you guys still get calls from anonymous people wanting to buy don's chicken pie from you? Don't laugh, i'm being serious here. I still get them, loads of them. Seriously, i searched the entire technorati, blogspot, google for my personal selling website and i can't fucking find it. How in the fucking hell did these people manage to dig it (whatever it is.. my website, my contact etc.) out from? These guys are fucking potential stalkers!


Man.. if these people called at the RIGHT time (when i'm still doing my personal selling module) i'd be fucking happy to entertain all their calls. All of them. Even if it's someone calling at 3.15am to buy 1/8 of a don's chicken pie for his/her pregnant hamster whose having sudden midnight craving for it. I swear to God i'd answer his/her call with a smile.


Coming to think about it, I'd have probably made like what? $20349.39 sales from these people?! I'd get fucking rich selling chicken pie! -worships chicken pie- OK, not that we get any commission out of it anyway. Just my imagination. Everyone of us is just a money generator for the school. Seriously, why do they have to squeeze money out of us like that? Oh. I almost forgot it ain't cheap to run porn productions and have them mass distributed through the student's mail. Really! The cost of managing the database alone... I can totally understand.


Right, back from digression. Right now i totally DO NOT appreciate these 'stalkers' calling me when i'm still in bed, or when i'm really having a bad day and they decide to further ruin it. And there's this particular lady i have to mention. Not that i'm picking on you bitch, but you call every other day to check if i decided to start selling chicken pie again. WTF?! Listen, I DO NOT SELL CHICKEN PIE! i repeat, I DO NOT AND WILL NOT EVER EVER SELL CHICKEN PIE ESPECIALLY DON'S CHICKEN PIE. And NO. NO DICK'S CHICKEN PIE EITHER.


Now get that into your fucking head. Pfttt.